Plus size life: the fun never ceases

Today was just supposed to be a laid back day for me. It amazes me that every time I try to relax and just take time out for myself and cocoon myself up in my bedroom that’s when everything and everyone outside of the home starts going haywire lol. I live in a tiny town and you would think that there can’t be that much activity around one single woman’s home, especially considering that I rarely have guests! I like it that way. There is nobody to bring their drama and it’s almost always peaceful. Last week I was trying to sleep and some kid in the neighborhood knocked on my door at like 10:00am and was asking me if I wanted to buy rocks? Are you joking? Yea kid let me buy a bunch of rocks from you so I can chuck them at your ass while your trying to run your ass home for waking me up lol. God damn it lol! Two hours after that another knock on the door from the highway department asking me to move my car because they had to finish paving the street. UGH fine… did that and went back to sleep. That day sucked majorly.

So this morning I went to bed really late like 6:30am or something and I woke up at 1:30pm. I was up talking to Mike for a little bit and then went to just relax in bed and listen to an audio cd that I have been trying to find the time to hear again. It was an up and down kind of day, but around 8:00pm I hear loud banging at my front door. Scared the bejeebies out of me so I’m like ok who is it? It’s the police. I’m like the police for what? They certainly sounded aggressive so there was no way that I was going to be like yea wait a minute officer so I had to open the door in my nightie. Turns out they were looking for some guy who gave MY physical address as his address. Umm ok, I’ve lived here for six years and you all just gave me a heart attack, thanks bye!!  So much for my R&R for today, I’m going to have to sage my house and make all the bad juju go away.

I really want to get some good fiction to read. The last book I bought that was just supposed to be a light fluff read for me was this book called “Such a pretty Fat”. I have to say I’m a bit annoyed with it. The inner monologue that the main character has with herself is constantly about food. But not just about food, it’s about oh just the perfect smidge of this and a touch of that… blahhhhh it felt like I was reading a fat version of Ratatouille. I’ve heard the Twilight books are supposed to be good, I might have to check them out. I would love for Anne Rice to create another series. I loved the Mayfair witches and the Vampires, so sexy and decadent. I used to love Clive Barker books so much as well. I just want a book I can fall in love with. The last time a book pulled me in it was The Davinci Code. I dunno, the right one will come at the right time and then I will be happy.

Anyway, it’s about 3:40am and I’m off to the grocery store for some essentials lol. I love shopping in the middle of the night and have the entire store to myself. Ohhh and another thing, Nadia weighs 15lbs she’s a spoiled kitteh. Gotta figure out how I’m going to get her to lose hmm probably about 3lbs if I can. Ok gotta fly.

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